Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets
!
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
MacLarenKimbleef
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
whine at you,
what have you usually done wrong?
Made her
chain too long.
FaroSeawardCj
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I
love you with all my art!"
StefonEdwardKk
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows
!
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !
FabronMagnusdB
What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it
?
A sausage dog !
JaecarHlithtunUb
What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
'Hot
dog!'
ArvilJopieou
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his
friends
'No, I'm an undercover agent".
SteinEzerap
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bronte
!
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow !
CooneyPeircedT
Big Ron
was caught speeding on his way to
the City Ground today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when
questioned.
HinrikMarlonio
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cellar
!
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
NuruDonaghwo